Okay, I'll fess up.  I've been struggling with the "Bio" section.  I just can't seem to cut anything from it ('cause, as we all know, everything in my life is just way too important  to edit out).  So, I finally figured out a solution. . .  Two versions.

Below is the short version.  But if you're interested in the behind-the-scenes, E! True Hollywood Story version of My Life, email me (phineasthedog@yahoo.com) and I'll gladly send you the complete, unabridged version.

Born in Tucson (I think).  Homeless.  Three months old (or so).  Found by Momma Bomma (it was fate, MB).  Lived happily ever after (so far).  The End.

(Left feeling a little empty?  Does your inquiring mind want to know?  Then email me to read more about Yours Truly.)