Apparently, I'm a happenin' guy.  I get a lot of mail.  Surprisingly enough, A LOT of the mail I get involves me asking for advice of some kind.

So, I put that ol' noggin' of mine to work and came up with the utterly brilliant idea of including an advice column on my site.

I'm still working on a way you can type your question directly onto this page, but until then, feel free to email me at phineasthedog@yahoo.com with any questions you have.  And of course, I reserve the right to post any questions that I receive, along with what-will-be my ingenious answer.  (However, if your question is too personal in nature, or you just don't wanna be thrust into the virtual limelight, please make a note of that in your email, and I will happily oblige.)

One last thought.  Just in case there's any confusion in the matter, I want to be absolutely, unequivocally clear -- I am NOT a doctor!  I do not have a license in psychology, psychiatry, or anything that else that begins with a "P" but sounds like an "S."

So, please take the advice in this column with a grain of psalt.